From my Urban Dictionary "quote of the day"
Valentime-out: A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceeding Valentine's Day designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, and/or say nice things on Valentines Day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.
I really can't afford to take Magda out for Valentines Day, so I think i will have to take a Valentime-out from her until next week.
Hahaha this cracks me up!!